$MCFLUFF

THE CAT THAT CALLS THE FLUFF.

Crypto makes the claims.
McFluff makes the record.Because you can't fluffshit a Fluffshitter.

πŸ“œ Records Kept 🌐 100% Public πŸ›‘οΈ Never Forgets
McFluff β€” a fluffy blue creature in pink sunglasses and a fluff t-shirt
TODAY'S INVESTIGATION

Today's Investigation πŸ“œ

One public case file gets promoted each day. Read the source, weigh the record, and watch the call age in public.

Next file opens --:--:-- Daily drop resets at midnight
THE FLUFF FILES β€” CASE #XRP-001

β€œRipple: 3, SEC: 0”

Claim Supported. McFluff keeps the record, the date, and the verdict trail.

βœ… Claim Supported
The Ripple Fox claim card
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The Bureau
Verdicts open at launch
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Source
X public post
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Claim Date
Oct. 19, 2023
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Status
Supported
THE BUREAU πŸ”΄ LIVE

The record never sleeps.

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432Investigators Active Today↑ 28 today
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148Records On File↑ 12 today
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274Verdicts Cast Today↑ 46 today
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05:34Since Last Record Filed
⚑ RECORD WIRE
  • New case filed: Claude overstepped again...
  • The Bureau voted SUPPORT...
  • Record added: Case AI-009 opened...
  • Fresh fluff detected in the wild...
  • Ripple case updated with new evidence...
McFluff watching the record
TWO LANES, ONE FACT-CHECK BUREAU

McFluff files both kinds of fluff.

Crypto makes public claims. AI models make public behavior. McFluff turns both into case files with dates, records, verdicts, and scores.

Crypto Claim FilesPredictions, boasts, timelines, outcomes, and records.
AI Desk FilesOversteps, refusals, bad advice, apologies, and model lore.
How McFluff Works β†’

The Fluff Files πŸ†

The full archive of public case files, AI Desk files, records, verdicts, and Fluffometer scores.

More case files open as the Fluffometer counts. Crypto claims, AI behavior, public calls β€” if it talks big, McFluff may make the record.

How McFluff Works πŸ“œ

Public claims go in. Records, verdicts, and outcomes come out. McFluff keeps the scoring tied to proof, not fandom.

1. File Opened

A public claim or AI behavior enters the queue.

2. AI Searches Sources

McFluff scans public posts, dates, screenshots, archives, and context.

3. Record Made

The source trail is saved before the story changes.

4. The Bureau Weighs In

Investigators vote Supported, Fluff, or Too Early.

5. Fluffometer Set

Records, verdicts, and source quality move the score.

6. Outcome Recorded

The case file updates with the proof behind the result.

FLUFFONOMICS πŸ“Š

The meme is soft. The launch details should be plain.

11,111,111
Fixed supply β€” no mint, no dilution
0%
Tax target β€” simple if possible
TBD
Liquidity plan disclosed before launch
TBD
Team allocation disclosed before launch

Roadmap πŸ—ΊοΈ

The joke gets attention. The claim database becomes the product.

  1. Mascot + Meme Launch the site, art, and $MCFLUFF community.
  2. Today's Investigation Surface selected public case files for records, verdicts, and review.
  3. Weekly Card Drops Promote standout files into official McFluff collectible cards.
  4. Accuracy Rankings Track public claim-makers over time and rank who called it right.
  5. AI Fact-Check Engine Scan public videos, posts, and transcripts for claims worth checking.
  6. Prediction Cards Build record-backed prediction cards with dates, outcomes, and proof.

The Fluff Tip Line ☎️

Saw a bold claim McFluff should be tracking? File a tip. Include the exact quote and a link β€” records get case files opened.

Tip a claim. If it becomes a featured card, you may earn McFluff rewards. No purchase required. No reward guaranteed. The record decides.

Get Fluffed πŸ›’

Launch status and contract address will be posted here and on @McFluffCoin. Anything else claiming to be $MCFLUFF is even fluffier than we are.

CA: COMING SOON β€” TRUST NO IMPOSTOR FLUFF
NetworkRobinhood Chain
Supply11,111,111
Launchhood.fun planned
StatusNot live yet

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